If you are in need of a laugh you have to read some of the stories on this website: FMyLife

Here are some winners:

Today, my daughter’s guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn’t take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

Today, after sleeping with my boyfriend of two years he told me while we were about to make love to, “Pull your hair back, the way your sister does it. FML

Today, I met my wife’s other husband. FML

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people’s reactions in detail. FML

Today, the company offering the job position that I’ve been applying for called me up. I wasn’t there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I’m acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 12 times. FML